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    Haha. the last one made me giggle.
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    Today being St Patrick's Day I thought I would share a nice Irish joke:

    Two men were aitting next to each other at Murphy's Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you are from Ireland".

    The other bloke responds quite proudly " Yes, that I am".

    THe first one says "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"

    The second bloke answers, "I am from Dublin, I am"

    The first one responds "So am I!"

    "Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?"

    The other bloke says, " A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old part of town"

    The first bloke says " Faith and it is a small world, so did I! So did I. And to what school would you have been going?"

    The other bloke answers "Well now, I went to St Mary's, of course!"

    The first one gets really excited and says "This is unbelievable, so did I, and what year did you graduate?:

    The other bloke answers "Well now, let's see, I graduated in 1964'"

    The first ione exclaims "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up at the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St Mary's in 1964 my own self!"

    About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.

    Sean, the barman, walks over to Vicky shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight!"

    Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Sean?"

    The O'Malley twins are drunk again!"
    Cheers,

    Frank


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    Found it!!!!
    funny thing is........ I don't have a funny....

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    If I know you it wont be long mate.

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    It's Friday again, I'm thinking..........

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